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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see youOh my dick definitely my dick
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I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],please?
382543 notes / reblog / 1 week ago
hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here
you beat the odds guys
proud of u
43952 notes / reblog / 1 week ago
I wonder how many Sherlockians are aware of the popular theory among scholars that Arthur Conan Doyle’s knighthood was a personal bribe from the king of England to return to writing Sherlock Holmes stories after The Final Problem.
every time i get sad i just remember how much sir arthur conan doyle hates sherlock and i laugh for like at least 20 minutes
It’s like he’s the previous reincarnation of Robert Pattinson
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